Friday, December 26, 2008

Jakarta trip

And so, lately my family & i went to JAKARTA INDONESIA for a vacation. its a 5 days trip. to the heart of jakarta & another place called bandung. for part 1, i'll talk about jakarta seaworld. its kinda crappy as u go into the seaworld.




well, i must say, its quite impressive to be able to see aquatic & marine life being preserve here. as we all know, jakarta is the top 10 most polluted cities in the world. there are many fishes that i manage to snap a picture of them. such as the:-






the shark



the piranha





A giant fish with misai





a jumbled up aquarium with all kinds of fishes(many indon people)




Inside seaworld its pretty big but crappy. How do i define the word crappy? watch this:-


can u see what my sis is looking at? no guns allowed in the seaworld dome? NO GUNS?! eh, hello!!!! its like a total common sense that u cannot bring guns into public area "including if u r going to 7eleven just to buy some drink while holding a handgun!!!!", what again inside the seaworld?! god, indonesian people must be vey St*P#Ks.

Dispite the stupidity of the sign, i manage to find soemthing to be amused

such as this 1, the describtion says that this is a dugong. but with my point of view, what i can only see is this.



LAme~




its alright actually cox suddenly i saw this, they even manage to preserve some dead fish. @@!

a preserve shark


A weird armored like fish


an overly bloated fish


a dead fish with a bikin panas face


Last but not least, a IKAN MASIN.


For those muslim who wanna swim along but cant get the correct pattern of swimsuit which will ended up exposing your body parts which is haram, fear no more. because apparently, now there is existed new types of swimsuit for muslims people XD




PS: if any1 of u feel offended by any mean in this post, do so tell me. i will remove it. Cheers~


















Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Apple Family~

Wow~ as an apple fan boy. i must say, i am literally addicted to apple. my first gadget of apple is my apple iphone that i bough it for rm2500 during 2007 christmas. "i know, i'm stupid for purchasing such hp" this days, iphone only cost rm1200. =.=
My apple iphone

I'm so obsess of apple that i have create the apple family within my gadgets boundry :)
I even wanted to change my next laptop to an apple macbook pro.

i was so freaking obsess with apple that i change the window OS that runs something like a MAC OS instead. (those wanna see the OS, feel free to ask me, i got the installer ^^)


Even the battery charger, i also put an apple logo sign to it.

One day i realize that i require an external hardisk. Sadly to say this but I really cant afford to have a "time capsule" (product of apple). In the end, i did get 1 portable external hardisk with a brand called buffalo.

& so, my dad ask me to get this brand cox its from japan. lame =.=

my portable external hardisk (with a gigantic apple logo on it) hopefully it can tahan like a buffalo

After that, here came my psp. my psp looks gloomy moody with its glossy black, so i kinda upgrade it with some accesories so act as a cosmetic for my psp. as u can see, it is still not complete with the apple logo sign.
therefore i have also added the apple logo sign to it to enchance the ber-cool-ness of it. As u can see, after adding the apple logo sign to it. it looks very ber-fon. kan kan~ thank u thank u. really ber-fon liao XD
The wooden like puppet is from indon
The red doll is all the way from china (its ori)
I'm sure it will not look cool without the apple logo. LOL!


And there u have it, my whole collections of gadgets with each of them is mark with an apple logo sign. ekeke~

PS: always remember apple bites a great hole in your pocket & wallet too. so far so good, it only manage to bite my money for 1 gadget of mine. the ress of my gadget is capalang XD

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Work in ActioN

Lately my current status now is a "penggangur", everyday sleep like a pig (due to "a female night stalker", so i always sleep late now a days). therefore my parents is concern that my brain will no longer develop/work =.= lame right?
"Cute kan~"

That is why my mum kept asking my dad to bring me along with him to work. whats my dad occupation?
He's a safety consultant. what is a safety consultant? its all about safety first. safety this, safety that, bla bla blah.
no doubt i'm very proud of my dad. cox in the whole of sabah, at the moment, there is only 2 people that is qualified & recognize by the goverment to conduct these certain job. And my dad is 1 of them ^^
"My dad inspecting for any hazard that might cause"

I ever company my dad to few factories. pottery factory, plantation fertilizer factory, aggregates making factory, & my latest visit is the fabrication of natural gas piping factory. This would be my 4th factory that i company my dad for inspection.
currently this is the largest factory that i ever visit. but my dad say its considered as moderate size. dude, i miss out so much =.=
i'm fully equipped with a safety helmet, a pair of safety shoe,a pair of ear plug, a dust mask & ofcourse "my Trusted hush puppies underwear" :P

This is the factory compound. Its too big that I only able to take a section of the factory with a single shop of my digi cam.

Wow, look that this guy, using dusk mask also able to show the happy expression of his :)

I seriously belief, all of the the worker sure did not wear safety gear. its only when my dad & I go for inspection, then only they all rajin-rajin use. hahaha!!!


see see, until wear like fully protected of antrax bio chemical weapon also got bah.



For this factory, my dad say it is fully eqquipped with proper safety gear for workmen at work & many other safety symbol is also available.

therefore, as my fathers representative,
I shall give it a 4 STAR rating on the safety condition in this factory. "CHEERS~"

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

When Desperado Strikes~

Times Square
I went to time squre lately(August 08). Kven & wong dog dog invited me out, so i decided to join them. hoping to find some jeans. ended up buy this =.=

(It is a jeans, is it not?)

Oh well, Back to the main point. As usual, while shopping & when suddenly nature call. "I Answer". So i decided to use the guys toilet. "surely man toilet lah, i'm a guy what"
When suddenly i saw this!
(Vandals!!! or shall i say deperate people???)
OK! Let me explain! A normal guy will surely take the toilet paper from the bottom. yaya, like me, u see, my hand.
(yaya,my hand, good guy XD)

(Desperately taking out the toilet paper)

Instead of the good boy style like jess did, those mindless guy(or maybe deperate people) must have use their shoe to break the toilet cover out of it. then quickly Grab the toilet paper with full glory(in desperate situation) as if he found gold. perhaps they dont have mind to think where is the opening area to dig that toilet paper out. Moral of story? SAD SAD Public Toilet =.=


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

JESS is way short in hp credit :(

This is a very Shocking discovery to JESS!!!
well, YES! its related to my phone!!!!
and NO!!! MY PHONE IS STILL WORKING GREAT! those who wanna curse me, DONT CURSE ME!!!!
My hp background :)
(love it)
well, lately i have been using my hp a lot. so i kept reload reload reload & reload. furthermore there is this digi promotion (reload rm100 will get expiry date for a year). in the end, my hp ended up like this

here, let me zoom it for u guys



Zoom zoOM ZOOM

it stated there,

  1. my number 016-$%#%&*@
  2. last call cost : rm0.18
  3. (BALANCE RM 80.99!!!!!)
  4. (RELOAD BEFORE: 01/08/09!!!!!!!!)
  5. free voice : rm 0
  6. free sms : rm 0

today is 5/08/08.Its like, what the HELL!!!! I mean, come on lah, RM80.99 expect to last for a year? GAWD, what have i done till i have to be punished this way? :(

Think i have to change strategy, find new alternative. quickly go back to hometown & request from my dad for register line =P

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Porn SHop spotted at Low Yat 'lau yah'

1 day, i went to low yat. For those people who dont really know what low yat is, " its the most famous place for those computer freak guys"

As a good friend of my cousins fren. "Not gonna tell u his name. ekekke" I decided to be his bodyguard. coz he wanna buy a new laptop.

BUT!!! the main point here is not bout that. Its about this particular shop. a normal shop selling computer/laptop/ spare parts / DLL (dan lain-lain)

BUT BUT BUT!!!!!!!! if u reliase something, the name of this shop is very special. Try & look at this shop>>>>>



:0


ACE as in = number 1

AV as in = Adults video

SOLUTION as in = u will not get caught



Wat the hell is this! as in? u can get the best porn good good stuff while u will not get caught?

I bet if u purchase a laptop in this shop, it would come in 1 set of porn av as well. akakakak~


for those people which have thick skin might just purchase their laptop with full glory. but for those people with inferior complex i guess u guys will have to follow like my fren over here>>>


jess fren : Uncle, ada jual laptop yang ini ini itu itu?

Vendor : ade!~ mau beli ka? termasuk 1 set barang bagus atau without?

jess fren : Mesti lah yang the 1 set barang bagus tat!

Vendor : mahal tau, tapi 100% satisfactory & tak akan kena caught.

jess fren : BAh! bagi itu itu ini ini laptop with 1 set punya!!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

My First SAMAN which is not consider as My First SAMAN

Ok, here's the story. 1 day, i when to work. With what? sure with my dad car lar. the parking lot that day is like totally full up. so darn full that i dont even have any chance to park my car.


What will u do if u were in that kinda situation?
1st choice = go park next to the shopping complex which will cost u some $$
2nd choice = Break the Rulezz, jsut park at the side way of the road.

By the way, I was using this gay car


OK ok, i admite. we youngster love to break the rulezz. pick the easy work/job. & at that point, i'm like "oh, ok then, just park at the road side"



then came WAAA LAAAA~



My first ever SAMAN



However, LUCKY LUCKY!!! coz, the the plate number in the saman paper, is like, miss by just 1 number. becoming not consider as my car anymore "the pink gay car" XD



MAN! even my pink gay car also the police wanna saman, lucky that time the police blur blur. might be taking too much beer before going for duty i guess =.=

Monday, May 19, 2008

The Innocent yet Wild J3sS ^^

Ok, for my entry of the day. I'm gonna talk bout what should a person really be. as in, good or bad? Well, this is because i have seen things & starting to realise something.

Which side do you Pick?


Have u ever heard that people say I'm a good person? that people kept taking advantage of me? or instead, I'm darn badasss. people see me also scare. then, they kept saying. it's hard to change? is that true?

Well, SCREW those people!!! I belief we all can change that. besides, human evolution is to allowing us to suit into the environment. why not you just accept the fact that you, yourself also can change huh? my advice is to me moderate. as in, being good is good, but not to forget to be a lil bad as well. so that people dont take advantage of you.

screw their head with this (bullet like screw) SCREW U!


I know, 'in chapter 3 principle of management' did stated that humans do have high resistances to change. no offends mum, (but my mum really very tiki one). tiki (hokkian) = stubborn. but my mum improve a lot edi lah ^^




OK lah, I admite, majorities of those who view my blog is still a small kid/child/crybaby. so I have prepared some illustration using picture k :)





should u be, a badass boy like this?



Pros:-

-Not easily kena bully

-Look cool

-Many people wanna make fren with u (boys)

-Girls, well i guess they also love badass boys more then nerds.

cons:-

-Look like a kid with zero IQ

-Look un_educated, your parents friend look on you also dont know what to comment. haizz

-Apon meeting with your girl parents (you're dead) like no bright future.

Or just a simple boy like this?


Pros:-

-Look like the future president for some country i guess?

-A very reliable looks

-May have friends but then all geeky too

-Girls parents sure like this type of kid kao kao! "kao(mandarin) =high"

cons:-

-Too straight that people can easily cheat on u

-Cannot understand the real world. always stick at home. will never know what is enjoyment "especially dota^^"

-By looking at that kid face over there, I bet he sure is an anti social type de loh.

Well as u can see, going either good or bad, both have the pros & cons. so, in my opinion, I guess I would just pick both ^^. meaning, you got to be good sometimes, but bad at the same time. In the end, u will end up like me over here. Being so stress that i would eat the whole cake alone without any backup.

A confuse person

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Official heng tai men council, brethen COURT

wahahahha, behold!!!!




THOU shall see the return of J3sS senpai starting his Blog once more.




* PS *sorry for those who are waiting for so long, i'm darn too busy with my life, many things happen, so i kinda screw up this blog. FEAR NOT! for I shall continue it back ^^






for the entry since i have been long long away from my blog. i shall introduce my to those people who have never seen or dont really know who are my heng tai, here there are :-






Guy with monkey face on T-shirt = Chua yang miang 'A miang monkey' doing family business, very rich. no need to study edi. haha.

Middle = J3sS Founder of the Clan, Brenthen Court "consist of 5 members", introduce Dota to the heng tai


right = wong cheng how 'sorry girls, he already have a good , beautiful, sexy, cool looking gf' currenly waiting for the intake to become chef, soon, he can cook abalone for me XD

the Cut Picture 'the 1 at the back = this is a sohai, ang vui siang, currently in australia, studying M & E in degree.

orange looked T-shirt = sylvester leong. now current job, baby sitting while waiting for UNI intake.1 day when to his house, he carry the baby, AS IF IT IS HIS BABY. SO darn CUTE XD




Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The EMPIRE Hotel (Brunei)






Lately, my family & I decided to go to Brunei for a vacation while visiting my relative.

I manage to go to a "6 STAR" hotel. 'can u belief it!!!' even brunei also got a 6 STAR hotel. the sultan must have really know how to enjoy himself right?


Oliver, take that!!!! even your so called 13 inches also sure cannot beat up the Empire gigantica length, man!!! haha

This picture, makes me look very short =.=






The Empire Is very powerful u know! Even offer to Spak tak tak tak for u xD

The SPAK TAK TAK TAK!!!!

Aiks aiks aiks!!! the empire really love to spak tak tak people man! "for those who dont really know the term spak tak tak, do seek for help"



FOR D Empire!!!

Taste the fury of the Empire!!!~
Swords, lightsaber, lasergun, You named it!

All kinds of weapon that u can taste from the empire army.
Anyway, it's not the column of the EMPIRE hotel nor the wrath or the spak that i am amuse of. it's the other thing that i am amuse of.


I When to a section of the area in the hotel, then there is this Round circle of those famous people who had ever visited this so called "6 star" hotel. Some of the familier faces that i can recall is of course badawi. Erm, the queen of england & some prince of england as well.


Part of the cirlce. "There's my dad^^" hehe

A typical Picture of the Sultan & His special guess
But WAIT!!!!! Almost every picture, i AM sure that something is bothering my eyes. By zooming the title above, i saw this.

In full, the sultan name "dibawah yang maha mulia seri paduka baginda sultan haji janal deluillah mu'izzadin waddulah sri al marhum sultan haji omnar saihuddin saadul khairi waddien sultan dan yang di-pertuan negara Brunei Darussalam"

&

"With Andrew jordan & anne busfield"

I'm like , WTF 'What The Fart'. That is your VIP yet your title is damn long until have to put your VIP name at the lowest most bottom of the portrait. the vip = kelefe. Sultan name itself is equivalent to like what?! like 30 peoples names Man!!!

Then there is this 1 particular interesting familier faces that i think everyone might know him. DOnt u?


Try & see, Whose that!!! really Look like a very familier Face right?

let me zoom for those who have 4 eyes lah. Now do u know who is that?
Look like your uncle saddam Right?

SADDAM!!! SADDAM HUSSEIN!!! I though you are already in hell??? still in time for a visit at the Empire huh?