2008 Birthday Gift

well, what do u know. i did not expect to receive any gift for this year birthday.
my birthday party that i celebrated last week in jesselton hotel was a great success.
but this entry is not about the party, but about the gift that i receive.

as u can see, all of the gift that i obtain is those normal ones.........

gift from my heng tai

Mostly i get is a T-shirt

Again, T-shirt "from heng tai"

Well what do u know, imported all the way from kundasang, thz Robin XD

However, there is some creative ones......

You know, i did not expect that this is actually not a biskut. because the weight is really almost the same as the normal IKO biskut.

The seal is so well sealed that it really tricked me. At first i wanted to open & take the biskut out to put it into my working bag. "well, at least i got to eat something in the office right?"

But instead i found this inside @@"

OMG, u guys really trick me man. Its a wallet containing inside the IKO biskut. Lol?!

And of course the Crap ones =.="

Tim, u think i'm still baby meh?

What am i going to do with that? use it while i'm asleep? i rather donate this to those people who are in need of this, example. saddam hussein nephew.

Biawak? A biawakk that comes along with condom?

Come on lah, what am i gonna use it for? to hentam spak tak tak with that biawakk?? =.="Nice going KIM!



AND the winner of J3sS 2008 Gift goes TOOOoooo!!!!!!!

My Darling Sis who Gave me this on my finger Nail

RaPist Near YOU!!!!!!

~!!!A-10-tion "attention"!!!~

PEOPLE!!!!!! PEOPLE!!!! have u red or looked at the news!!!!

lately there have been a rapist. he is a black. Big eyes. wondering here & there a lot. scary gorilla looks.

The goverment are worry about your safety as well.
So for those who wanted to protect themselves, there is a few method i can promote basically.
FIRST OF ALL!!!! u can learn martial arts.
but most of the martial arts this days is full of bull crap,for show, "useless, due to the existence of guns".
But there is only 1, YES!!!! only 1 method that is still effective to defend youself againts this rapist.

The method is called "Crunching Tiger Hidden Up Grap Dragon"
here's some demonstration

HAI YAK!!! "people using the forbidden technique"

ALTHOUGH it's a technique but, Remember to always use a mask to cover your identity while using this pow-der-ful yet funky method. It is to prevent people from remembering your face before they sue u in court for playing with their pair of family jewels.

But i doubt people now a days will waste their precious time learning those secret martial arts especially when they can use guns

So the 2nd method would definitely be "asking your dad to supply you with tonnes of weapon like this kid"

fully loaded BaBy~

His dad must have love his child so much until welling to sell off his child cloths to have enough money to buy weapons to defend himself againts the rapist.


Oh ya, for those who have not seen the news yet. "it's alright kid, i understand you must have probably very busy surfing pornoland websites". So i decided to post it out, so that you people can remember the rapist face. No body was able to capture the life footage of the suspect. However, there is witnesses that is able to describe the suspect face. This picture was taken on TV "channel abc7"

hmm... That reporter looks familiar, don't you think?

RAT pendemic

Cat owners be warn!!!! mice & rats is evolving. Soon, your cute lil kiddy cat might be in danger.

Just because it stuck out its tongue, does not mean that it is not dangerous.

One of the rat have been capture, just beside my house long kang. see how big it is!!! proof of evolution have began. ready to pawn your cat man~

HOW BIG + FAT!!!

Advance country have already preparing campaign of awareness of gigantic rats strike. Example of country, england, usa, canada, australia, italy, u named it. sure got tu. if u think of japan, then japan also edi preparing the campaign. lol?!

gigantic rat, just to let you people know in the future, how big the rate can be.

In the end, your cat might end up something like this unless u do something

But no worry my friends. we offers protection for your beloved cat.

WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR!!!

NOW ONLY rm499.99

It Even comes with 2 available pattern for your preferance (Asian/Japanese) or (Crusade/Europe)

(Asian/Japanese) pattern

(Crusade/Europe) pattern

Made only from the Best metal/alloy available from jakarta. Material used to build the AIRBUS 360 are now used to build heavy cat armor to protect your beloved cat.

For more info, you can contact us at our nearest outlet:-

-SMARTSHOPpe store

-7UPeleven store

-ClampSHELL station

-GAINTthetiny store

~Don't say we din WARN you!!!!~

*Terms & condition applied
*Accesories are sold seperately "sword,spear,katana"

The Evolution Of Man Kind

Human evolution. It really exist. however, Human evolution is co-related to the surrounding environment in order to evolve.

WNE'World Nation Evolution ' suggest that you might be 1 of these following evolution :-

Example of human that evolve into the above state can be clearly seen from here, speciment 7878Mon776Key could be originated from 1 of the above, BE HOLD!!!

!!!EVOlVE!!!

It even comes with BAPE branded jacket

Not all are evolved that way, for example :-

Speciment 6BIA767WaKK is a special species which evolve not from monkeys. Yes people, but from BIAWAKK!!!!

!!!EVOlVE!!!

DULAN face

Meanwhile, as for LIM, He use to work for the scourge during his holiday at hell. so his true form was actually from dota. can u notice one of butcher hand with a hippies Rock symbolic sign? to proof that he is from hell. powered by digi, digi have help to identity the rock symbolic & it proof to be really originated from hell.

!!!EVOlVE!!!

Looks a like right?

but now LIM is trying to forget his past, so he is actually wearing a fake pair of glasses to cover his face. but his fat-ness 'haha' cannot be cover. so, dun deny it lim. Admit it! that u r from the descendants of the bucther. not monkey. ala lim~

But recently, there have been some evolution advancement which we ourself does not know about it. it's called EMO. as u can see, EMO stands for 'Emotionally Manja Otaku' which can be very advance in mankind evolution but it's kinda stupid. speciment CT6767berKKK is by far the most advance creature that we manage to capture, see for yourself of his special habit.

he is from the monkey race no doubt, but with an aghanim scepter to improve his evolution, so now he have obtain 1 step forward of evolution advancement called EMO

with his EMO-ness, life to him/her, does not mean anything to him. like no hope, only sleep, sleep. also got the sadness bikin panas face.but sooner or later he will eventually become like this, his true form.

Looks of CT after bankai 'true form'

why this evolution could be dangerous?

Well, as u can see, imagine that everyone is EMO like this kid, meaning if 1 day, u are at the restaurant, u call the waiter, & waited for 5 minutes, soon, u leave while leaving this behind.

Do u think it's nice?

You may. PAUSE, noT!!!!

IF U Are A SABAHAN like me, U WILL.....

You are a SABAHAN if u say and understand these words....

1. tuuuna/ saaaana /siiitu- pointswith thelips - (there-- at a distance)

2. limpas (to pass/walk by - Sori,saya limpas dulu? Excuse me, can Ipassby?

3. palui (stupid, duh! )

4. tapuk (to hide )

5. bida (ugly)

6. bubut (as in proper malay- "kejar",to chase)

7. sakai (ignorant, uncivilized,"hoosier")

8. andang-andang (that's how it is)

9. inda/tia (short form of "tidak" -not, no)

10. wicin (another brand of msg as in"aji-no- moto" - a seasoning or foodenhancer)

11. talampau (proper malay -"terlampau"- too much)

12. takajut (proper malay - "terkejut"- shocked, startled)

13. sia (proper malay -"saya"/

14. ngam-ngam (proper malay-"kebetulan")

15. mangkali (proper malay"barangkali" - maybe, perhaps)

16. kamarin (proper malay "kelmarin"

17.buli ba (proper malay "boleh"-can

18. ok ba kalo ko (answer to somethingacceptable)

19. Bah! -(always used in cenversationmeans OK)

If you are sabahan you must familiar with this..

1) You drive at right lane of the road,with a speed of only 50 KM/H. If people horn behind you,

you still don't know what's wrong.

2) You have the luxury of working from8 AM to 5 PM (get off work punctually).

3) You don't believe that there is any"clean" politician in Sabah.

4) You feel "obligated" to reach the top of Mount Kinabalu at least once ina lifetime. 'Me 2^^'

5) You prefer a big car than a big house (probably you can't drive a bighouse around to show off).

6) You wear slipper and short wherever you go, even in city.(trip simple look) 'not to me'

7) You will not go to any FREE seminar function that has no food or refreshment.

8) You don't care about service. You just want things cheap, cheap, cheap.

9) You know where to get your candle sand torch light quickly in the total darkness (due to
training by frequentblackout). 'ya meh?'



10) You know what "aramaitiee"means... 'boginum bah XD'



11) You shout " come on la reff" at the pitch during a football match at Likas Stadium..



12) Your Timorese maid ran away withher lover, taking your money or jewellery along..



13) You doubt someone's mykad wether it is real or fake..



14) You go inside a karaoke at 12 pm and realise that the place is still open at 5 am


15) You come across a supposedly local person but with a very foreign accent..



16) You cannot vote in an election because someone has voted on behalf ofyou...


17) You own a bakakuk 'a type of native gun'

To the World Of J3sS

My Simple yet Complicated & Fun Life.

- I love my parents a lot. But mostly my dad compared to mum, no offense mum XD

-I'm age 20 this year. old liao Ooh =.=


- have a lovely younger sis 'which always act like a
princess' =.="

- currenly taking QS 'quantity surveying' courses
in kl.

- activities? = badminton, if crazy then 5 times
a week. = CC, Dota, CockofDuty4,Cs. but
only will go to PowerNet
"coz it's own by my heng tai bro" must support fren ma!!! XD

-girls? = hmm, let me see. currently single. do have pros & cons. but to me, single is best
for now."then have money to buy laptop,iphone,PS3,PSP&other more"
wakakakka, now i'm only waiting for Ps3 with PSP, coz both can wifi together
what! ekeke......

-clubbing = Nah.. i dont do that, i may, but i din. hmm, maybe because of the fren that i mix.
mostly love dota, anime, PC Freak. that's all. so i dont go to clubbing & stuff.


-car = dont really have a certain car. coz to me, as long as i have car to drive then i'm
very happy already. sometimes i drive using toyota 4wheel, sometimes mazda
"kap chai", sometimes myvi, but most of the time i'm driving van, hehe.


-drink & smoke = I dont do drink & smoke. i dont drink coz if i do, i will get allergic. whole
body will get icthy. what bout smoke? i have ashma, so if i smoke = get
ashma looh. like that also need to explain meh? akaka.

-current goal = Surely wanna complete my studies as a QS in diploma then soon later
degree. Besides that? hmm, kao lui looh. but not now, wait till i buy all those
dream stuff first ^^. then only la i'll find the perfect girl for me. guys,
SORRY LAH. i'm not GAY ahahahaha XD

-heng tai
= KK i have the "heng tai ment council" consisting of 5 members 'include me'
chua-gong gong, wong-papa, ang-didi, ken-samesame,I-myself^^

= KL i have 1 gay partner, very fei & funny. he is very damn shit thing, hahaha
ah fai-the fei chai, lifetime fren which will always back u up when u r down no
matter what.

= SoulFren, i called them "THE 3" instead of the 300 spartan, ekeke.
consisting of lim = the mastermind, Olisai = the hidden Joker, CT = the
long lost fren in singapore which only uses BS or msn to contact him. & finally
I = no comment ^^