The Innocent yet Wild J3sS ^^

Ok, for my entry of the day. I'm gonna talk bout what should a person really be. as in, good or bad? Well, this is because i have seen things & starting to realise something.

Which side do you Pick?

Have u ever heard that people say I'm a good person? that people kept taking advantage of me? or instead, I'm darn badasss. people see me also scare. then, they kept saying. it's hard to change? is that true?

Well, SCREW those people!!! I belief we all can change that. besides, human evolution is to allowing us to suit into the environment. why not you just accept the fact that you, yourself also can change huh? my advice is to me moderate. as in, being good is good, but not to forget to be a lil bad as well. so that people dont take advantage of you.

screw their head with this (bullet like screw) SCREW U!

I know, 'in chapter 3 principle of management' did stated that humans do have high resistances to change. no offends mum, (but my mum really very tiki one). tiki (hokkian) = stubborn. but my mum improve a lot edi lah ^^




OK lah, I admite, majorities of those who view my blog is still a small kid/child/crybaby. so I have prepared some illustration using picture k :)





should u be, a badass boy like this?

Pros:-

-Not easily kena bully

-Look cool

-Many people wanna make fren with u (boys)

-Girls, well i guess they also love badass boys more then nerds.

cons:-

-Look like a kid with zero IQ

-Look un_educated, your parents friend look on you also dont know what to comment. haizz

-Apon meeting with your girl parents (you're dead) like no bright future.

Or just a simple boy like this?

Pros:-

-Look like the future president for some country i guess?

-A very reliable looks

-May have friends but then all geeky too

-Girls parents sure like this type of kid kao kao! "kao(mandarin) =high"

cons:-

-Too straight that people can easily cheat on u

-Cannot understand the real world. always stick at home. will never know what is enjoyment "especially dota^^"

-By looking at that kid face over there, I bet he sure is an anti social type de loh.

Well as u can see, going either good or bad, both have the pros & cons. so, in my opinion, I guess I would just pick both ^^. meaning, you got to be good sometimes, but bad at the same time. In the end, u will end up like me over here. Being so stress that i would eat the whole cake alone without any backup.

A confuse person

The Official heng tai men council, brethen COURT

wahahahha, behold!!!!

THOU shall see the return of J3sS senpai starting his Blog once more.

* PS *sorry for those who are waiting for so long, i'm darn too busy with my life, many things happen, so i kinda screw up this blog. FEAR NOT! for I shall continue it back ^^

for the entry since i have been long long away from my blog. i shall introduce my to those people who have never seen or dont really know who are my heng tai, here there are :-

Guy with monkey face on T-shirt = Chua yang miang 'A miang monkey' doing family business, very rich. no need to study edi. haha.

Middle = J3sS Founder of the Clan, Brenthen Court "consist of 5 members", introduce Dota to the heng tai

right = wong cheng how 'sorry girls, he already have a good , beautiful, sexy, cool looking gf' currenly waiting for the intake to become chef, soon, he can cook abalone for me XD

the Cut Picture 'the 1 at the back = this is a sohai, ang vui siang, currently in australia, studying M & E in degree.

orange looked T-shirt = sylvester leong. now current job, baby sitting while waiting for UNI intake.1 day when to his house, he carry the baby, AS IF IT IS HIS BABY. SO darn CUTE XD

The EMPIRE Hotel (Brunei)

Lately, my family & I decided to go to Brunei for a vacation while visiting my relative.

I manage to go to a "6 STAR" hotel. 'can u belief it!!!' even brunei also got a 6 STAR hotel. the sultan must have really know how to enjoy himself right?


Oliver, take that!!!! even your so called 13 inches also sure cannot beat up the Empire gigantica length, man!!! haha

This picture, makes me look very short =.=

The Empire Is very powerful u know! Even offer to Spak tak tak tak for u xD

The SPAK TAK TAK TAK!!!!

Aiks aiks aiks!!! the empire really love to spak tak tak people man! "for those who dont really know the term spak tak tak, do seek for help"

FOR D Empire!!!

Taste the fury of the Empire!!!~
Swords, lightsaber, lasergun, You named it!

All kinds of weapon that u can taste from the empire army.

Anyway, it's not the column of the EMPIRE hotel nor the wrath or the spak that i am amuse of. it's the other thing that i am amuse of.

I When to a section of the area in the hotel, then there is this Round circle of those famous people who had ever visited this so called "6 star" hotel. Some of the familier faces that i can recall is of course badawi. Erm, the queen of england & some prince of england as well.

Part of the cirlce. "There's my dad^^" hehe

A typical Picture of the Sultan & His special guess

But WAIT!!!!! Almost every picture, i AM sure that something is bothering my eyes. By zooming the title above, i saw this.

In full, the sultan name "dibawah yang maha mulia seri paduka baginda sultan haji janal deluillah mu'izzadin waddulah sri al marhum sultan haji omnar saihuddin sa’adul khairi waddien sultan dan yang di-pertuan negara Brunei Darussalam"

&

"With Andrew jordan & anne busfield"

I'm like , WTF 'What The Fart'. That is your VIP yet your title is damn long until have to put your VIP name at the lowest most bottom of the portrait. the vip = kelefe. Sultan name itself is equivalent to like what?! like 30 peoples names Man!!!

Then there is this 1 particular interesting familier faces that i think everyone might know him. DOnt u?

Try & see, Whose that!!! really Look like a very familier Face right?

let me zoom for those who have 4 eyes lah. Now do u know who is that?
Look like your uncle saddam Right?

SADDAM!!! SADDAM HUSSEIN!!! I though you are already in hell??? still in time for a visit at the Empire huh?

2008 Birthday Gift

well, what do u know. i did not expect to receive any gift for this year birthday.
my birthday party that i celebrated last week in jesselton hotel was a great success.
but this entry is not about the party, but about the gift that i receive.

as u can see, all of the gift that i obtain is those normal ones.........

gift from my heng tai

Mostly i get is a T-shirt

Again, T-shirt "from heng tai"

Well what do u know, imported all the way from kundasang, thz Robin XD

However, there is some creative ones......

You know, i did not expect that this is actually not a biskut. because the weight is really almost the same as the normal IKO biskut.

The seal is so well sealed that it really tricked me. At first i wanted to open & take the biskut out to put it into my working bag. "well, at least i got to eat something in the office right?"

But instead i found this inside @@"

OMG, u guys really trick me man. Its a wallet containing inside the IKO biskut. Lol?!

And of course the Crap ones =.="

Tim, u think i'm still baby meh?

What am i going to do with that? use it while i'm asleep? i rather donate this to those people who are in need of this, example. saddam hussein nephew.

Biawak? A biawakk that comes along with condom?

Come on lah, what am i gonna use it for? to hentam spak tak tak with that biawakk?? =.="Nice going KIM!



AND the winner of J3sS 2008 Gift goes TOOOoooo!!!!!!!

My Darling Sis who Gave me this on my finger Nail

RaPist Near YOU!!!!!!

~!!!A-10-tion "attention"!!!~

PEOPLE!!!!!! PEOPLE!!!! have u red or looked at the news!!!!

lately there have been a rapist. he is a black. Big eyes. wondering here & there a lot. scary gorilla looks.

The goverment are worry about your safety as well.
So for those who wanted to protect themselves, there is a few method i can promote basically.
FIRST OF ALL!!!! u can learn martial arts.
but most of the martial arts this days is full of bull crap,for show, "useless, due to the existence of guns".
But there is only 1, YES!!!! only 1 method that is still effective to defend youself againts this rapist.

The method is called "Crunching Tiger Hidden Up Grap Dragon"
here's some demonstration

HAI YAK!!! "people using the forbidden technique"

ALTHOUGH it's a technique but, Remember to always use a mask to cover your identity while using this pow-der-ful yet funky method. It is to prevent people from remembering your face before they sue u in court for playing with their pair of family jewels.

But i doubt people now a days will waste their precious time learning those secret martial arts especially when they can use guns

So the 2nd method would definitely be "asking your dad to supply you with tonnes of weapon like this kid"

fully loaded BaBy~

His dad must have love his child so much until welling to sell off his child cloths to have enough money to buy weapons to defend himself againts the rapist.


Oh ya, for those who have not seen the news yet. "it's alright kid, i understand you must have probably very busy surfing pornoland websites". So i decided to post it out, so that you people can remember the rapist face. No body was able to capture the life footage of the suspect. However, there is witnesses that is able to describe the suspect face. This picture was taken on TV "channel abc7"

hmm... That reporter looks familiar, don't you think?

RAT pendemic

Cat owners be warn!!!! mice & rats is evolving. Soon, your cute lil kiddy cat might be in danger.

Just because it stuck out its tongue, does not mean that it is not dangerous.

One of the rat have been capture, just beside my house long kang. see how big it is!!! proof of evolution have began. ready to pawn your cat man~

HOW BIG + FAT!!!

Advance country have already preparing campaign of awareness of gigantic rats strike. Example of country, england, usa, canada, australia, italy, u named it. sure got tu. if u think of japan, then japan also edi preparing the campaign. lol?!

gigantic rat, just to let you people know in the future, how big the rate can be.

In the end, your cat might end up something like this unless u do something

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The Evolution Of Man Kind

Human evolution. It really exist. however, Human evolution is co-related to the surrounding environment in order to evolve.

WNE'World Nation Evolution ' suggest that you might be 1 of these following evolution :-

Example of human that evolve into the above state can be clearly seen from here, speciment 7878Mon776Key could be originated from 1 of the above, BE HOLD!!!

!!!EVOlVE!!!

It even comes with BAPE branded jacket

Not all are evolved that way, for example :-

Speciment 6BIA767WaKK is a special species which evolve not from monkeys. Yes people, but from BIAWAKK!!!!

!!!EVOlVE!!!

DULAN face

Meanwhile, as for LIM, He use to work for the scourge during his holiday at hell. so his true form was actually from dota. can u notice one of butcher hand with a hippies Rock symbolic sign? to proof that he is from hell. powered by digi, digi have help to identity the rock symbolic & it proof to be really originated from hell.

!!!EVOlVE!!!

Looks a like right?

but now LIM is trying to forget his past, so he is actually wearing a fake pair of glasses to cover his face. but his fat-ness 'haha' cannot be cover. so, dun deny it lim. Admit it! that u r from the descendants of the bucther. not monkey. ala lim~

But recently, there have been some evolution advancement which we ourself does not know about it. it's called EMO. as u can see, EMO stands for 'Emotionally Manja Otaku' which can be very advance in mankind evolution but it's kinda stupid. speciment CT6767berKKK is by far the most advance creature that we manage to capture, see for yourself of his special habit.

he is from the monkey race no doubt, but with an aghanim scepter to improve his evolution, so now he have obtain 1 step forward of evolution advancement called EMO

with his EMO-ness, life to him/her, does not mean anything to him. like no hope, only sleep, sleep. also got the sadness bikin panas face.but sooner or later he will eventually become like this, his true form.

Looks of CT after bankai 'true form'

why this evolution could be dangerous?

Well, as u can see, imagine that everyone is EMO like this kid, meaning if 1 day, u are at the restaurant, u call the waiter, & waited for 5 minutes, soon, u leave while leaving this behind.

Do u think it's nice?

You may. PAUSE, noT!!!!